Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Off with your heads pronounced "OPHIUCHUS"

          We were in the midst of a fictious story involving Indias highly optimistic future endeavour into space and a breaking news has broken out.
          Earths axis had wobbled from its usual orientation around 3000 years back. This was due to the gradual influence of the moons gravitational pull. This led to the Zodiac months being pushed back by a month with the introduction of a new 13th sign called “Ophiuchus” which is greek for serpent bearer. The truth is the Babylonians knew about it and did not like the idea of 13 Zodiac signs (probably they had something against odd numbers, odd is’nt it?).
          So, If you had associated yourself with a particular sign, well, guess what, unassociate yourself with it. The following will help you with that:

Capricorn: Jan. 20 - Feb. 16
Aquarius: Feb. 16 - March 11
Pisces: March 11- April 18
Aries: April 18- May 13
Taurus: May 13- June 21
Gemini: June 21- July 20
Cancer: July 20- Aug. 10
Leo: Aug. 10- Sept. 16
Virgo: Sept. 16- Oct. 30
Libra: Oct. 30- Nov. 23
Scorpio: Nov. 23- Nov. 29
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29- Dec. 17
Sagittarius: Dec. 17- Jan. 20        

         Personally I am not superstitious but it feels good to be changed from Virgo to Leo. Now, I am a lion as compared with a woman I was before.
Let me end this with some trivia

Firstly, the Ophichus character traits: honest, intellectual, sexually magnetic, prone to change and jealous.
Secondly, The new star sign will cause major discontent worldwide, if recognized as an official sun sign. ( I would love that, since it will prove the superstitious shit we have been following blindly)
Thirdly, The number 13 is not considered auspicious among the astrologers.The buzz around the 13th sign is making the doomsayers predict a disastrous 2011. (What about 2012 that Nostradamus and Mayan civilization have predicted, did they also hate odd numbers......)

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